There was a blind boy who used to hate everyone except his Girlfriend........he always used to say that I"ll marry you if i could see !! suddenly one day some one donated his eyes.......and then when he saw his Girlfriend......he was astonished to see that his Girlfriend was also blind........ His Girlfriend then asked...WILL YOU MARRY ME NOW ? he simply refused.......... His Girlfriend went away saying.... JUST TAKE CARE OF MY EYES !!
* If your mother messes up your marriage.
* If you are a car salesman and at the same time a singer
* If you dress up to go to grocery store.
* If you go to concert, but you never see the singer and stay in the hallways with your drink and check out girls.
* If you never wear your wedding ring.
* If you smoke 5 packs a day and tell everyone you don't smoke.
* If you pronounce "Sure", SHOOR
* If your favorite drink is Vodka.
* If you are about 35 and have no hair on your head.
* If you watch Iranian program on TV, but always nag for bad programming.
* If you are good in playing backgammon and chess but can't do your taxes.
* If you call gas station, gas eestasion.
* If you ask someone to marry and they want to know if you own a house.
* If you claim you are Italian.
* If you divorce your wife but still don't let her date anyone else.
* If your wife divorces you, but still goes shopping with your sister.
* If you used to be a brain surgeon in
* If you carry 3 pagers and 2 cellular phones and no one ever calls you.
* If you claim your dad was a very good friend of the SHAH.
* If you don't own a house and have no job but still can afford a BMW.
* If you have to shave more than once a day.
* If you were a 4 star general in
* If your in-laws come to visit and they never leave.